09.28.08
Singing for Dinner: VOTB
September’s Presidential debate was classic hot air politics. Obama and McCain were singing for dinner – every night in the White House. Here’s a sample of their hot air nothingness.
The question is: Do you want dinner tonight?
McCain: As a prisoner of war for many years, I would dream of dinner. With my extensive war record, dinner was always an afterthought. I couldn’t help but to recall all those mush dinners as a POW. Some nights I would sing for my dinner over Vietnam radio. I am proud of my nickname ‘Songbird’.
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Senator Obama doesn’t have a nickname from proudly serving America, does he?
Obama breaks in: Now John, I do have a holy card from a little boy. He doesn’t want to get shot in his neighborhood while walking to the store to buy dinner for his family. This holy card reminds me that nicknames like ‘Songbird’ don’t mean anything while dodging inner city bullets. Nicknames also serve no purpose making prospective dinner reservations with President Bush, as I have said on numerous occasions with no real meaning.
McCain continues: My affairs (thinking of Cindy and her money while married to Carol), let me clarify, that is my foreign affair trips to the Middle East always included dinner with the troops. Then unlike my opponent, Senator Obama, I went to have dinner with the wounded troops in that German hospital. Senator Obama policies would starve our wounded soldiers and put dinner at risk for all Americans. Senator Obama would take the food out of elderly Jewish grandmother’s mouths because he doesn’t have the experience of being shot down while flying illegal freedom missions over Vietnam, Cambodia or Laos.
McCain continues: Dinner victory is within our grasp if only we spend another 102 trillion dollars conquering the world. Senator Obama still wouldn’t admit the surge worked in Iraq. He doesn’t know the difference between strategy and tactics.
Obama breaks in: Now Senator McCain, I do know the difference. You have voted to go to war with Bush on numerous, multiple and many occasions. I voted present. Now my vote was a tactic. My strategy is to stay out of wars that kill innocent people. But let me make this crystal clear, we should be fighting in Afghanistan not Iraq.
McCain interrupts with a huff: With my expensive military connections and with the military industrial complex behind me, I will ram democracy down the throats of every civilization on earth. Only then will I eat dinner comfortably, without clenching my jaws. Only when everyone can eat dinner in a democratically elected country, then will I eat dinner, my fellow Americans.
Senator Obama your turn to answer the question. Do you want dinner tonight?
Obama: As I said before, and I want to say again, my position on dinner has not changed. I want to make perfectly clear that I think soup lines are unacceptable in America today. My organizing experiences have brought me closer to the bread lines caused by the irresponsible Bush economic policies. Senator McCain has dinner with Bush often and would vote to eat the same entrée almost 100 percent of the time.
McCain break in: I’m a maverick, with more war experiences than you or President Bush. I only agree with the President’s choice of entrées 93.5674 percent of the time.
Obama continues: We need a menu change. Steak and potatoes is far to rich a diet for most Americans. Besides PETA is calling for a band of using cow’s milk in ice cream in favor of using mother’s milk. I have often stated my belief that mother’s milk is good for every American. I also recall asserting many times; Americans need a low cholesterol diet of rice and/or beans. What’s good for the citizens of the world is good for us. Again let me be clear about one thing, I will not let Senator McCain distort my position on dinner. Meat will clog your arties and fish fill of mercury will poison you.
McCain shouts: In my experience powered eggs will keep an army in dinners for weeks. The eggs from chickens in our POW camp gave the guards elevated blood pressure. Between the eggs and worry about the next napalm strike, those guards would not have voted for the liberal policies of Senator Obama’s party.
Obama continues: Eggs aside or sunny side up as my mama use to make for me, let me make another thing clear. Like my experienced, well-traveled VP says, we should all be patriotic and pay taxes. Rich people making $150,000 or more are presently having lavish nightly dinners. These rich people need to pay more taxes. (The crowd chants, let them eat beans.)
Obama smiles from the left side of his mouth and continues: There are lots of projects the Bush administration didn’t fund that will provide dinners for pre-schoolers and the elderly in Florida and Ohio. In conclusion, I want to make this perfectly clear that dinner is a family affair, especially in Pennsylvania. My esteem colleague, Senator McCain, is welcomed to have dinner with our family anytime. Of course he must bring his trophy VP along with his rich, trophy wife. Maybe his trophy VP can bring a moose she shot.
The two party system smells like last week’s dinner full of rotting food. Either, Bob Barr and Ron Paul would have had both ‘candidates’ for dinner. They would have chopped them up with specifics like an Iron Chef. They would have told the American citizens the truth about dinners. We need to take dinners away from the special interest people. We need to take dinners away from the environmental groups holding up energy expansion. We need to put Wall Street back on the same post-depression regulations that worked for many years. Finally, we need to take away dinners from all the Kissinger types that think America should be supported by foreign money.
McCain and Obama were comical. If they are the best and brightest America has for offer its citizens and the world as leaders, a voter revolution wouldn’t do any more damage than either will do as President.
The citizens of the U.S. need to realize that the quality of their future dinners ride on every vote. Maybe when all the voters are regularly eating rice and/or beans for dinner they’ll wonder why the elite political class and the wealthy are eating steak. Only then will the voters get hungry for real leaders.
VOTB: Vote Out The Bums – every incumbent, every election. True – without Barney (Dick Mouth) Frank, Nancy (Say Something Stupid) Pelosi and Harry (Catch Me If You Can) Reed – U.S. soap opera politics would be less entertaining — and less nauseating, less pathetic and less damaging to the American heritage. Personally, I would rather watch a good sporting event with my dinner.
Vote Out The (hot air) Bums – Every Incumbent, Every Election.
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