10.06.08
Nip/Tuck Politicians: VOTB
Today’s voters are substituting information for action. They are getting information from all sorts of media outlets. The political pundits are exposing corrupt politicians everyday. Do enough voters care? No, because political pundits are chasing voters away in groves. They make attacking and changing the political process seemly impossible. So voters choose entertainment.
Relating corrupt politicians to a popular T.V. series may help some voters see the current political creepshow. The popular television series Nip/Tuck pushes the envelope towards creepy, crude and insane. Politicians ridiculously do the same, everyday.
The latest politician induced creepshow happened during the faux financial crisis. First the house votes down the $700 B bailout bill. Then the Senate adds ‘porky pig’ to it. They and the house pass it without any discussion or public input (insane). That’s on par with the woman on Nip/Tuck who got breast implants with her lover’s cremated ashes in them. She may have wanted implants, but the lover’s ashes (like porky pig) were pushing on the insane.
Financial institutions before the bailout acted like blackmailers. If you don’t give us the bailout money, we won’t give out any loans and we’ll tell why we gave out the bad loans in the first place. That’s like Nip/Tuck criminal, Escobar, blackmailing Sean and Christian. Escobar tells Sean and Christian to perform breast implant removals (that contain heroin) or he would expose that Sean and Christian tie pieces of ham to a body, and left it in a swamp, to be devoured by alligators. Get real. Banks make their living off giving credit to anyone with a pulse – even to alligators and walking breast implants.
Politicians are acting like Julia with her secret about Matt’s father being Christian. Julia’s secret finally came to light as the series unfolded. The Republicans and Democrats have secretly fathered the events leading up to the current economic crisis. That congress mandated affordable loans is the secret that is finally being aired. In response, Julia and the congress began to act out of guilt with crude reasoning. Julia started sleeping around with midgets and women. Congress, sleeping with financial institutions that are contributing back to their campaigns, passed the crudely assembled bailout ‘porky pig’ bill.
Christian’s addiction to girls was insanely displayed by having him screwing a woman with a bag over her head. The Republicans and Democrats are screwing us with our own heads covered with ignorance bags. They are screwing us while ushering in Feudalism by socializing the government. The ironical part of this is that the ‘bag’ woman wanted Christian’s attentions even if she couldn’t see him. ‘Bag’ voters must organmicize when their slim-ball politicians seemingly pay attention to them.
Citizens addicted to voting for the lesser of two evils, put bags over their heads when choosing a president. Sean playing with a plastic Kimber doll wasn’t really screwing. The ‘lesser of two evils’ bag voters aren’t really voting. Bag-headed voters might as well be like creepy Matt masturbating outside Ava’s window. It may feel good, but nothing changes.
Befitting Halloween, Congress is a national creepshow. Nip/Tuck is a fantasy. Politicians in Congress are real and their actions touch every citizen, eventually. Christian and Sean try to win Matt’s affection with a Porsche. Politicians are trying to get voter affection with the $700 B bailout ‘porky pig’ bill.
Unfortunately, the voting and non-voting citizens are only interested in the next insane episode of Nip/Tuck or any other drama. Nip/Tuck politicians and their creepy, crude and insane ways are easy to understand and predictable. Voters are just substituting Nip/Tuck type information for political action and letting politicians slid into insanity.
U.S. citizens need new representation. When we have politicians laughing all the way to their ‘financial institution enhanced’ campaign bank accounts, things are Nip/Tuck bizarre. That should be creepy, crude and insane enough to make every U.S. citizen – VOTB.
VOTB – Vote Out The (creepy) Bums: every incumbent, every election.
